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The Cameron Flanary Misinformation Method 

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The typical idiot's method of gathering false information from unreliable sources, and then regurgitating the information on social media platforms in an attempt to seem like they know what they are talking about. Often the misinformation is gathered from old memes, outdated comic strips, Urban Dictionary, and other drooling idiot's bias opinions. The unreliable information is then linked in a social media comment, message, or post, and accompanied with an air of certainty as though the person posting it has no doubt what-so-ever that the information is true. By seeming convinced that the misinformation is factual, an original poster of the Cameron Flanary Misinformation Method hopes to convince others that what they have posted is fact. Those who believe the false information to be true, are often lazy and complacent while unwilling to research further in order to find actual facts about the subject matter. The typical Cameron Flanary Misinformation Method practitioner is easy to spot in public; they are often inbred or mentally incompetent on some level, and spends most of their time breathing through their mouth and eating their own snot.

Common Synonyms include:
lie
fable
fabrication
fairy tale
falsehood
falsity
fib
mendacity
prevarication
story
tale
tarradiddle
untruth
whopper
bullshit
far fetched
ignorant
dumb
contrived
uninformed
smooth brained
The Dipshit's Bullshit Method
"I feel like everything that Jacob posts anymore is the Cameron Flanary Misinformation Method to mislead everyone who reads his posts. Is he really stupid enough to believe that people will fall for his bullshit?"

"Donald Trumps Twitter account in 2019 was a full-on exercise in the use of the Cameron Flanary Misinformation Method, and SO many idiots bought into every little lie he posted. I'm impressed how many stupid people had Twitter in 2019."

"Posting that you can recharge your cellphone by putting it in the microwave for one minute is a perfect example of the Cameron Flanary Misinformation Method. It only takes one idiot to convince other idiots that misinformation with no reliable proof or sources is indeed true and factual."

"Cameron Flanary was the world champion record holder for the Tide Pod challenge in 2018, when he ate an alarming 84 Tide Pods in 45 minutes, and inserted 39 Tide Pods rectally into his welcoming anus as suppositories in under 4 minutes; so before you continue to post some more stupid ass bullshit, you can shove that Cameron Flanary Misinformation right up your..."
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012