The Cabbage

A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.

Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.

The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!

Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.

The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!

The Cabbage by Steeman April 30, 2005

The cabbage man

The cabbage man is from atla (avatar the last air bender) he is the best character in the entire show

Me: who's the best character in atla (avatar the last air bender)

You: it’s obviously the cabbage man 🥬

The cabbage man by Theofficaldefinerofallwords January 3, 2021

The Cabbage Patch

that nasty ass area of GP park near Detroit where the houses are under $200,000 and there is a 1 in 50,000 chance of getting shot. As opposed to the usual odds of getting shot in grosse pointe (equalivelent to winning the lottery).

Haha you poor bastard you live in the cabbage patch.

Whats that, you live in the cabbage patch, you must be blaq

Ewwww, the cabbage patch.

The Cabbage Patch by nigga big hemp June 1, 2006

The Cabbage Patch

Noun: A mysterious location where objects of nuisance are stored in...

alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:

As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)

*DONE*

The Cabbage Patch by Poor Tom on a cross... May 28, 2010

The Cabbage Thinks It's The Cake

Used in reference to really fat and annoying girls with laughs so shitty-sounding that you could recognise them from a mile away, who think they're hot.

Can also be used in reference to a friend liking somebody who is unspeakably ugly - 'He thinks the cabbage's the cake'. (If this is used on you, then I advise using 'He thinks my cake's the cabbage!' to explain the situation.)
Can ALSO be used in reference to somebody good-looking who thinks they aren't - 'The cake thinks it's the cabbage'

(In reaction to a post on the 'cabbage's' Instagram, TikTok, etc.)
Guy: ... Fucking hell, the cabbage thinks it's the cake.

The Cabbage Thinks It's The Cake by lover of house bombing October 29, 2026

Sneezing In The Cabbage 

Perfoeming oral on a female

Wanna go sneezing in the cabbage

Sneezing In The Cabbage by Puddin October 7, 2004

How the cow ate the cabbage 

To tell someone the unvarnished truth; tell it like it is.

If our boss John doesn't stop yelling at us, I'm going to tell him how the cow ate the cabbage!

How the cow ate the cabbage by 911whodis December 1, 2021