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A roleplaying sex position in which the man sits at a desk and forces his partner to play the part of his secretary and give him a blowjob under the desk.
"I went by my boyfriends office earlier and I let him play the CEO."
The CEO by RedneckRough February 11, 2014
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Mr. CEO or otherwise known as Admin
There's The CEO in his bang bus.
The CEO by Mr. Kroger December 19, 2021
Anything about the business, don't ask me. Wanna have some fun, pin me! I'm the CEO.
the CEO by Narcissistic Cannibal November 29, 2023

The CEO of Sex 

Ned Leeds
Ned Leeds is the CEO of Sex

The Ceo of swag

OoooOooh
I wont let you gooOooo
The ceo of swag is the most swag person there is.
The Ceo of swag by BroknRobot April 26, 2020

The CEO of Swag

He won't let you go...
Ffs... the CEO of Swag just won't let me go!

The CEO of air

It is i, the CEO of air

Also asshole desided to steal my definition, meaning he is an imposter. What im saying is to look out for this man
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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