The Bump It 

The act of lifting a womans hair, ejaculating on her head in the spot revealed by lifting her hair, and releasing her hair back over the semen.

"But baby, it's The Bump It. You said you wanted more volume in your (hair)do."

The Bump It by Bradley and The Cosmonauts January 2, 2010

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! 

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! 

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! by the cleaner April 30, 2006