The Brown House

Original name of the white house in Washington DC, USA. Before being cleaned. James Hoban the original architect had a skat fetish, covering the brown house in poop before revealing it to the public. The scandal that follow forced all records of the catastrophic events afterwards to be covered up and the white house was quickly cleaned and renamed "The White House"

Person 1: What the fuck is the "The Brown House".

True noticer: What the true Americans call our glorious leader's big, butiful house of ruling.

The Brown House by True_Noticer November 20, 2025

Brown the house down 

Browning the house down is a very complex plan that takes action at a large party. (Graduation, birthday, etc) First of all you must not shit starting at least 3 days before the party while eating food like Taco Bell and taco johns. Get about 5 people to do this. Now when the day of the party comes you and your five friends must disappear in the middle of the party to the bathroom. You didn't forget the laxatives did you?! Of course fucking not! That's the most important part! Now once all six of you have downed a good amount of laxatives it's time to clog that toilet! Stuff one roll of 4 ply toilet paper down that shitter maybe two if you're feeling crazy. Can you feel that? That's the laxatives kicking in! Now you and your buddies must take turns shitting in that clogged ass toilet. After that is over flush that fucker and run! Watch as the owner of the house freaks out as shit water comes seeping out under the door. Congrats you have officially browned the house down!

Person 1: Hey man did you hear about bills party next week?

Person 2: Hell yeah! You wanna brown the house down?

Person 1: Totally I'll text some people and tell them not to take a shit for a while.

Person 2: sweet I'll bring the laxatives!

Brown the house down by The jimmy rustler July 19, 2014