The British

A bunch of dumbasses in a small country.

Man1: hey are you racist?
Man2: no, bit the british push it close

The British by LetsBeFrank0719 February 16, 2021

The British

The most intelligent and inventive race of people on the planet, invented almost everything useful in the world today apart from the CRT , the AC motor and the Helicopter.
If its not a British invention or no Brit had a hand in its invention/conception/use then its not worth having.

The British list, although this is only a small percentage of British Inventions;
Micrometers , DC Motors , Internal Combustion Engines , External Combustion Engines , Computers , The Internet , The Lightbulb , Engineering , Pies , Pasties , Ale , Acurate Newpapers , Darius Turbines , The Jet Engine , The Radial Engine , Proplers (Air and Sea), War Ships , Rifles , Bombs , The Nuclear Reactor , Nuclear Power , The Police Force , The Air Force , Dog Fights , Cock Fighting , Football , Rugby , Hockey , Polo , Polo Mints , Heat Seeking Missiles , Radar , Sonar , Lasar , Lasar Gun Sights , Trains , Hovercraft , Pubs , Fish & Chips , Cotton Cloathing , Peace in Europe (TWICE) , Sterio , Radio , Printers , Typewriters , The Dictionary (admitedly not this one) , Phones , Mobile Phones , Standard Measurments , Barometers , VHS , DVDs , CDs , Cameras , Camera Flashes , Commandos , After Burners , Central Heating , Radiators , Deodorant , Chemical Warfare , Prison , The Aircraft-Carrier and everything to do with it , Torpedos , Submarines , Sea-Side Holidays , Pop-Music and THE Chart , Rock-Music , Motor Bikes , The Driving License , Double Glazing , Vacuum Cleaners , Lifts , Escalators , Machine Guns and The Tank.

The British by AMX August 22, 2006

The British are cumming, the British are cumming

A sex move. When a woman is getting gang banged by multiple British men. Right before all the men ejaculate on the woman, she yells, "The British are cumming, the British are cumming."

Terry yelled "The British are cumming, the British are cumming" right before Jeff and 4 other British men simultaneously came upon her face and luscious breasts.

The British are cumming, the British are cumming by Thats_funny69 December 27, 2010

The British Fucklock 

Sexual position in which a British girl wraps her legs around her sexual partner tightly while bracing for a second male mate's attempt to blast her in the ass.

"Leanne had that dude in the british fucklock, must've been anticipating a third party!"

The British Fucklock by The Snatch Dispatch January 31, 2009

The British Accent 

An accent used among friends, and by non-British People, to sound different, but in a funny insider way, not to make oneself sound cool.

Privelages With The British Accent: Getting to say "Oi!, Bloody Hell!, and Crumpets", worry-free flirting.

Results: Stares of lust and excitement for either sex, and making Wal-Mart cashiers swoon.

Josh: "We should use The British Accent in that store!"
Bre: (in the British Accent) "Oi! Cut it out before I tell Mum! You're not supposed to play with the toy swords in the store!"
Josh: (in The British Accent) "But it's fun! Now Defend Yourself Bre!"

The British Accent by wingman6796 July 29, 2009

the british affect 

when you're instantly attracted to a person (mostly boys) because they have a british accent

Girl: Oh my god that boy is so cute; he has a british accent
Girl #2: It's the british affect

the british affect by mettycandy July 15, 2017

The British Apocolypse 

The British Apocolypse is KFC running out of chicken all across Britain. This is a real thing. People from the Isle of Wight are outraged as they only have one KFC, as well as other islands.

The British Apocolypse is upon us lot

The British Apocolypse by TorraForSomeReason February 26, 2018