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When a young man and woman meet at a club for the first time becoming instantly intimate. They end up going back to his place tearing each others clothes off in a raw animosity enthusiasm. After an extensive session from having sex until the morning's mid peak the young man skin looks shriveled and wrinkly. His hair pure white. And now has a gained experience of life of over 50 years. As the girl is about to walk out the door he uses his entire strength to stop but all he can do is muster up the words Bi den.
I'm going to the club tonight. I hope I get The Biden

Hey did you hear about Frankie last week?
Yeah I heard he got the Biden. Shit will change your life bro.
The Biden by Fehtal March 6, 2021
When a young guy and girl see each other the club and lose control and begin becoming intimate and fondling instantly. The guy brings her back to his place where they rip each others clothes off with a raw animalistic emotion of enthusiasm. Then after a whole session of having sex for over an 8 hour period. The guy ends up all wrinkly and shriveled up. His hair turned pure white. And he has a gained knowledge of over 50 years of years of life experience. And as the girl walks out his door. The only strength he can muster to say is. Bi den.
I'm going out to the club tonight and I hope I get the biden.

Hey did you hear about frankie and what he got last week? Yeah i heard he got the biden. Shit changes your whole life bro.
The biden by Fehtal March 6, 2021
Involves fingers and an unwilling female.
The Onion was onto "the Biden" years ago. "Biden's Handlers Suggesting He Forget The Words 'Pink' And 'Stink' Altogether"
The Biden by LeeRoyfromDeeTroit June 29, 2020

The "BIDEN" 

That big solid turd you try to force out, which touches your nut sack as it falls out.
I just experienced the "BIDEN" .. gave me goosebumps!!!
The "BIDEN" by Nobodyuknow January 15, 2021

The "BIDEN" 

When you take a real big turd and as it drops out it reaches out and touches your nut sack on the way through.
Man I took the "BIDEN", I feel violated.. that turd nut tapped me on the way out.
The "BIDEN" by Nobodyuknow January 16, 2021

the biden touch 

The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.
COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistan… everything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.
the biden touch by ajpolo August 16, 2021
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