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The Betus 

Having a desire for a person to check something very often like the blood sugar levels of a person with diabetes. This of coarse is temporarily relieved by checking said thing like the use of insulin is.

The term was made popular by Wilfred Brimly's constant diabetes commercials and the way he pronounces diabetes as diabetus.
Dan checks his facebook so much I think he has the Betus
The Betus by DChimner December 24, 2008
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The Beetus 

n.: a cooler, hipper way to say, "diabetes;" coined by a beloved walrus wearing a cowboy hat, who also may or may not endorse oatmeal.
"Uncle Smitty can now get his testing supplies mailed right to his home; he has The Beetus."

"Die-uh-beet-us, beet-us beet-us. Someone get me a sugar-free pudding. I've got the beet-us beet-us."
The Beetus by Emmy Foofoo May 5, 2008

The betes 

A name for an unknown creepy disease (taken from the end of "Diebetes", but not actually refering to diabetes"
I bet she has a serious case of the betes.
The betes by cratch April 17, 2008

The Betes 

When you eat so much food you get full blown diabetes immediately
Just had Buffalo Wild Wings, got the betes so fast
The Betes by ArchdukeDiabetes September 30, 2018

The War of The Noble and betas 

The War currently going on in the greek letter world. The Alphas and betas have come together to beat The Sigmas and The Rizzlers which is impossible! Many Omegas are currently in the war to beat betas and The Alphas. Even though we respect The Alphas, we have to destroy Them :(. betas suck
A Noble Sigma Rizzler: Why hello there, Noble Omega, how’s the Gyatt excersise going?

A Noble Omega: Pretty good, we getting all caked up for the The War of The Noble and betas!

Kai Cenat: Keep it going! We have to smack the little no gyatts of betas!

Kanye West, The Sigma Rizzler Emperor: Three Skibidi Bombs ™ are being thrown at betatopia in the beta province! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

Fanum: Just checked the Fanum Tax Amendment. Seems we stole food from the betas! Those little no rizzlers! We are so winnning The The War of The Noble and betas!