the beets

that band from the Doug show, remember? They did "I need more allowance" and "Killer Tofu"

dude, i remember The Beets.

by Lando July 12, 2003

The Beets

The best band ever to spring fully formed from a cartoon. More famous songs include "Killer Tofu", "I need more allowance" and "Shout your gums out".

loser: "Damnit man! I tried to get tickets for The Beets, but they were all sold out!"
loyal fan: "You are a fool."

by killerqueen May 3, 2005

The Beets'

That Brittish band from the Doug Funny Show(cleverly titled Doug where they sing stupid songs that get stuck in your head.

The Beets' were the most popular band on the show and were adored by Doug, Skeeter, and Patty.

The Beets' song #1:
"I need more allowance!"
"Yodelllayheeeehoooooooo."
"Why?!"
"Because I do!"

Little girls Doug and Skeeter: "Ahhhhhh!!!!!! The Beets'!!!!"

The Beets' song #2:
"A-eeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"
"Oooooooo-eeeeeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"

Little girl Patti wets her pants.

by Shaunn L. May 6, 2009

The beets

The feeling of absolute disgust after you’ve consumed a large meal, or hit up Panda Express for the 4th time this week.

Oh God I need to lay down, I’ve got the beets.

by BeetsTheMeats October 9, 2018

Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.

I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.

by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020

plow the beets

When a man hits a woman's breasts so hard that they become red, and then places his penis between the breasts and tit-fucks her.

Cindy: "So Bill, what did you get me for my birthday?"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"

by Barney F October 24, 2009

Doing the beets

In key west, Louie’s backyard, the waitress Donna, who appeared mysteriously in a dizzying haze, expressed her desire to make love to a customer.

I’m doing the beets...well, you’re eating the beets.

by Odin1x May 27, 2018