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Knocked the Beenie Off 

A term used to describe a state of being fucked up
"Man that last hit straight knocked the beenie off..."

"I knocked the beenie off that ass last night..."

Beefie the Cow 

Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.

Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.
Child: Mom, where does beef come from?
Mom: From Beefie the Cow of course!

Beefie the man 

According to legend, beefie the man was the biggest and most swole man to ever walk this earth. Hitting the gym every day, beefie gained an extreme amount of muscle in a very short amount of time. Often described to be the most chad being in the universe, he eats his cereal without milk.
Timmy asks "Mother, why are we cannibals"

and mother replies, "It is because beefie the man gifted us with his meat and ended world hunger."