The Bartoe

The act of fucking enormous hidious looking girls either in the butt or in their smelly pink taco stands, thereafter giving them the play action fake.

While listening to his will smith cd, MIKE FORD walked in on his roomate giving the bartoe. He immedialy left the room with a smile on his face and a buldge in his pants. SICK FUCK!!!!!

The Bartoe by luke February 16, 2005

beat the bartender

A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!

The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:

- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).

person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"

beat the bartender by greaver05 March 19, 2011

The Bartender 

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.

Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.

The Bartender by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

The Barton 

when you love your girlfriend so much you lick her asshole

"you know what, me and aly love each other, so i gave her the barton."

The Barton by andrew fucking fisher August 27, 2006

the bartlett 

Living off mom and dad and making gf pay for everything refuses to get a job gets everything thing handed to them./! Penny pinchers/freeloaders

The Bartlett is pissing me off

the bartlett by Freeloader123 February 4, 2022

The bartender 

Where you offer a girl a drink at the bar and then ask for her credit card to pay for it.

“I pulled the bartender on a girl last night. I offered her a drink, but I needed her credit card because mine delined.”

The bartender by Pseudophedrine September 22, 2021

The Bartender 

The act of pouring multiple drinks in your girlfriends anus, and butt fucking to make a mixed drink. Delicious

My ex enjoyed her vodka redbull after I pulled The Bartender on her

The Bartender by Jshdja November 13, 2018