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The Band Noir 

A Hollywood Based Band. The "noir" is a French for the word Black. It consists of four members. The Lead Singer/guitar- Syd James (Born James Byous), Rhythm Guitar and Vocals- Keith Calkins, Percussion and Vocals- Lizzie Shipton, Bass and Vocals- Tyler Compton.

They all attended acting school together at the American Musical and Dramatic Academy and would practice after class down the street at the world famous Karma Koffeehouse(recently shut down) in front of their fellow classmates. Syd is best known for his High vocal range and fun presence on stage. He has been known to resemble that of The Doors frontman, Jim Morrison whilst intoxicated during a show.
They have played venues that include:
The Whiskey A Go Go
Pig N Whistle
Galaxy Bar
Le Duex...

The Band Noir has a sound Unique to any other Alternative Rock Band - the White Stripes meets Wilco meets Radiohead, if you can only imagine. They preform all around Hollywood and have been rumored to appear in Syd's home town of Modesto California.
They have one Album in production and their Motto is "Long live alternative".

Their Hit songs are:
Little Sister
The trees
Bad Guy
Syditious Women
But with many more.

There fans are referred to as "Fan Noirs".

Off the Stage, Lots of drama occurs between Band Members, public Love affairs, Drug Use, Parties, and frequent outbursts. Its always an interesting time with the BAND NOIR.

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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026