Zucchini

An arbitrarily chosen word used to refer to relationships with strong emotional bonds that fall outside of the typical romantic relationship but are more than just friendship.

"Are you guys dating!?"
"No, we're zucchinis."

by BokchoiBoy February 6, 2012

Zucchini

Cousin of eggplant, more possible to eat.

Eat the zucchini lasagna or else

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

zucchini

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to cucumbers, carrots, leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

zucchini

A phallic green squash-like vegetable developed from a cross between a cucumber and a tribble. Reproduces by taking control of the mind of the grower and forcing them to give away mass quantities of fruit to people who already have too much zucchini to begin with.

Oh, no, here she comes with another bag of zucchini! Lock the door before she sneaks it into the house!

by Lady Csyde April 9, 2006

Zucchini

In the italian speaking part of switzerland, a ironic way to describe the german speaking swiss.
Characterized by strange outfits, backpacking addiction and bizarre food habits.

Hey, Look at those zucchini with sandals and socks!

by Pazziammazzi August 6, 2014

Zucchini

The act of taking any form of flexible storage (bag, pencil case etc.), taking everything out, turning the bag inside out, and putting everything back

"Yeah, I zucchinied his bag"
"What are you gonna do? Zucchini my bag?"

by Hot Gasoline February 27, 2019

Zucchini

When one homosexual guy cums on another homosexual guys penis, thus giving it a natural lube that is creamy with a sticky texture, just like a zucchini

Last night got a little experimental. Joey and I got drunk and he zucchinied my weenie and then we did it in the dog's bed. It felt surprisingly good.

by MadMax98 July 24, 2017