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The Bailey 

something that none of smapdey's friends are ever going to get
shawn and the rest of them are never going to get the bailey
The Bailey by Bailey2 May 2, 2005

The Bailey 

When, in one night, with Sampdey's sister, you make a concoction, complete the monroe exchange, have her felch an inmate, find a chocolate pizza, hit her with a hot lunch, give her a frozen eddie, and finish with the bucking bronco in front of Smapdey.
Dude! I did THE BAILEY last night!
The Bailey by Shawn January 10, 2005

The Bailey dorm 

A dorm at the Forman school for the ultimate spedtistic fuck boys if you are in this dorm you probably think it’s cool to flex to everyone that you vape and say the N word even if you are the most white lookin motherfucker you are the perfect example of a wasted sperm
Sarah: What dorm is Will in?
Lyla: He’s in The Bailey dorm…..
Sarah: EWWWWWWW

Ponce of the Old Bailey 

A derogatory term for an idiot. A modern translation would be, "Faggot of an old English court house". Made popular by the short comedy film, "The Duel at Blood Creek".
"This libelous gagger sullied my good name in the Times!"
"I only called you the "Ponce of the Old Bailey." I thought it rather amusing."
"It was not, sir. It was an insult, sir."

The Olde Bailey 

Drawing eyes on a girls chin, hanging them upside down and receiving oral sex
"I can't get this sharpie of my face from that The Olde Bailey last night"
"Oh shit, my parents walked in on me getting a The Olde Bailey last night"
The Olde Bailey by davidfurr December 26, 2013

Your bailey's in the hallway 

"Your bailey's in the hallway', originates at Hoffman Estates High School, from some weird ass theater people, and is another in a long line of euphemisms for saying "your fly's open", or more specifically, "your dick's showing"

(Though, I have never had the opportunity to use it that way)
Tom: Hey! Dude! Your Bailey's in the hallway!!
Zach: Oh, yeah. must hvae forgot to put it in after I went to the bathroom
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