The Austin

Shoving LSD up your asshole in the back of a police vehicle.

Example: "My homie got raided by the DEA and had to do the Austin".

by bigdeekbart November 30, 2020

The Austin Maneuver

When you pour Mountain Dew in her pussy and viciously drink/eating it out of her and then using the rest as lubricant.

I used code red for the Austin maneuver last week.

by Yomamagay69plz May 16, 2019

The Austin Effect

Always getting distracted from your work by another person, even if you are completely uninterested in the conversation. Often, said person is very annoying and idiotic.

"I was trying to finish my math homework, but I got hit by the Austin Effect."

by Penile Dentata February 5, 2012

The Austin Horton

The Coon Killing Pussy Destroyer. If you ever step up to the Austin Horton he will Thunder Clunk your pink sock into your eardrum so every time you fart you will remember Austin Horton

I want to be Like
The Austin Horton

by Austin Horton December 19, 2016

The Austin Wesselhoff

When you're taking a stardarized test like the ACT for example, and you start to vomit hoarsely. This will distract most of the people taking the test. Ozzy then will have vomit dripping from his nose and mouth.

The Austin Wesselhoff was used when ozzy puked today during the ACT.

by ACT class June 5, 2011

The Austin Bock Theory

When no one actually likes a person but only stays friends or befriends them because they think everyone else likes them, when in reality no one likes them.

Adjective
“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him

by Heidi😭 January 3, 2024

Tossing the Austin

Another name for masturbation.

I was tossing the Austin last night... It was fantastic.

by shabakalabadingdong July 31, 2012