The Anti-Bubble Rate 

The rate at which you pour a fizzy drink from it's bottle to a glass, so that the level at the top of the bubbles doesnt change, but the ammount of liquid increases up the glass. This technique takes time, skill, and dedication, but in the end, leaves you with the satisfactory ability to say "I mastered the Anti-Bubble Rate".

1: Dude, did you just do what I think you did?

2: Oh, you mean pour at The Anti-Bubble Rate? Yup, can't you?

1: *Faints*

The Anti-Bubble Rate by Russell Bishop March 31, 2007