The aaron 

The art of finger fucking a pet tortoise

Oh wow Owen, did you see Joel give that tortoise ‘the aaron’? He was a good 3cm deep

The aaron by Gannonz July 13, 2019

The Aaron 

When your board destructible flies out and obliterates someone’s legs.

*Alex does a trick and the board flies out and almost hits someone*

Alex: Ah shit i almost did The Aaron

The Aaron by Thewhitedude20 July 4, 2021

the Aaron effect

(from the tik tok star @/aaronsee)
when someone is feeling exceptionaly bold and horny and starts talking/doing (about) sexual stuff

kevin: *does something nasty*
random person: ew why is he doing that
other person: idk dude must be the aaron effect

the Aaron effect by Ssmileybesson November 3, 2019

The Aaron effect

When one becomes A horny freak at an alarming rate because they watched Aaron’s tik toks

“Bro why are you being so freaky all of the sudden“ “I was watching arrons tik toks”

“oh shit bro the Aaron effect”

The Aaron effect by Sourbby_24 November 3, 2019

The Aaron effect

An effect caused by the molecular patterns in the brain, which constructs when laughter is heard. The laughter is refracted causing the sufferer to mirror the laughter in a much louder tone and is trapped in a continuous loop.

Scientists Professor Keating and Doctor Beattie have researched humor and laughter in the Aaron effect and identified its benefits. They have presented findings claiming that the laughter opens the linings of the blood vessels in the heart after evaluating patients who watched comedies compared to patients who watched dramatic movies. This can aid in reducing high blood pressure and the number of heart attacks experienced by people.

It is primarily a social vocalization that is not a learned group reaction but an instinctive behavior programmed by our genes.

Aaron was trapped in a voice recording of laughter. "Dam The Aaron effect" he said.

The Aaron effect by LOL doctor November 17, 2012

The Aaron Schocker 

None in the pink, three in the stink.

Similar to "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), except that Aaron Schock is rumored to be in the closet.

I heard an Illinois Congressman was caught in the shower giving some dude the Aaron Schocker!

The Aaron Schocker by tommyboy15 January 20, 2014

the aaron of forsey 

the biggest idiot yu can meet.

Michelle: OMG, did yu see the aaron of forsey last nite?
Brady: yea, hes so mean to his girlfriend. what an idiot!

the aaron of forsey by yuhavenoidea! July 14, 2009