teleprompter trump

When someone gives a speech and does not deviate from the written text.

That's one boring speech. (S)He pulled a TelePrompter Trump and didn't go off script once.

by Chrisonion December 18, 2016

Wasilla Teleprompter

Crib Notes that have been written on ones hand, containing vague, useless, or redundant information.

During her speech, Sarah forgot to mention that taxes are bad, so she had to check her Wasilla Teleprompter.

by Octo Parrot February 8, 2010

Alaskan TelePrompTer

Writing notes for a speech on the palm in place of using an expensive TelePrompTer. Sarah Palin, Alaska's former governed used one for her keynote speech to the Tea Party on February 6, 2010.

Bill: "What's that on the boss's hand?"
George: "The company couldn't aford a TelePrompTer so he wrote some notes on his hand."
Bill: "The old Alaskan TelePrompTer, eh?"

by Kaptcirk February 9, 2010

Teleprompter Jesus

Obama

The kool aid drinkers hung onto every word out of Teleprompter Jesus mouth

by gogoqueen66 August 30, 2010

Alaskan Teleprompter

A hand with crib notes used in situations that call for authenticity and poise

"I knew I'd get nervous proposing to my girlfriend, especially when I'd say that my words were coming from the bottom of my heart, and I didn't want to awkwardly take out a piece of paper, so I calmly read off an Alaskan Teleprompter and I could tell from the split-second of eye contact with her how much we truly loved each other."

by Sumner Prescott February 8, 2010

Teleprompter Judas

Obama head of the party that denied God three times at the DNC 2012

Teleprompter Judas refused to meet with religious leaders because he had a golf game and his party does not believe in God.

by inkaput September 24, 2012

Teleprompter Reader In Cheif

Barack Hussein Obama

I hope the Teleprompter Reader In Cheif figures out that Americans don't want him to keep going with his agenda before he spends another Trillion dollars he doesn't have.

by Dave4270 August 27, 2009