rim skipper

A person who enjoys the uncommon fetish of rubbing his/her privates on toilet seats.

You know G_Dragon? Yeah, he's a total rim skipper.

by Hyptosis August 2, 2009

jake skipper

A Jake Skipper... when you're at the school dance and have to switch partners only to see a abnormally sweaty boy glaring back at you who happens to be called Jake. Next please.

"Eww, That's an ugly boy... Think il give him the 'ol Jake Skipper"

by HarryDooDaa December 27, 2016

Skipper Skidmark

One who suffers from server anal seepage that skips or bounces while walking, usually waving one finger back and forth.

Its always important to stay upwind of a Skipper skidmarker due to the horrendous smell of drippy anal fluid running down their cracks.

by Lab 56 March 1, 2013

school skipper

someone who very often and continuously skips school.

"Dew is never in class. He's such a school skipper!"

by Dew Divirgilio February 15, 2007

Rock Skipper

When at a water park a very large woman comes out of the slide and skids across the water due to momentum.

Guy 1: damn, did you see that fat bitch skip.
Guy 2: word, it's called a rock skipper

by CO420 July 20, 2010

skipper ripper

to have sex with the skipper on a boat so many times that you tear her/his asshole.

I had a skipper ripper of a weekend

by Lonny6900 October 31, 2009

Dick Skipper

Originally coined by comedian Doug Benson, "dick skipping" is generally referring to masseuses that don't give happy endings. "Dick skippers" can also be used to describe lazy or slapdash people or things.

"That masseuse was a real dick skipper" -Doug Benson

"The blacks are a bunch of dick skipping hoes, I'm not racist I'm just speaking the truth" -Bill O'Reilly

by SEXMUFFIN-987654321987654321 May 22, 2015