Official Pooned F.A.Q.
:Contents:
1.0 Introduction
1.1 The history of pooned
1.2 The evolution of pooned
2.0 Useage of pooned
2.1 Examples
3.0 Conclusion
1.0
:Introduction:
Welcome to the Pooned F.A.Q. the aim of this F.A.Q. is to educate and inform people who know nothing of the greatness that is pooned (this could be someone you know, maybe even yourself!) but also clear up any misconceptions or confusion the reader might have.
1.1
:The History of Pooned:
This like any other story worth telling is set in a university. Yet this one involves no road trip of large proportions or mildly amusing one liners about someones mother. To make my life easier it will be translated into faux IRC logs.
Fluffball: Pooned!
PLEX: WTF?
Fluffball: You know like owned.
Roobar: lol bestest!
(This is not an accurate recreation of the birth of pooned however it is better than the recreations that Unsolved mysteries would have made.)
From this day onward the word pooned slowly grew in popularity even spilling over into everyday conversations about the arts, the weather and astrophysics.
1.2
:The Evolution of Pooned:
Pooned bacame so popular that it required its own slang term. So Pooned was given a little brother/sister (it depends on the day), pooneded. Pooneded was lacking in the syntactical corectness more than pooned itself so it never really stuck quite like pooned did, but if you're lucky on an especially pooned day you may hear someone use it.
2.0
:Useage of Pooned:
Pooned is a rather useful word.
If you claim victory over an opponet, you have pooned them.
If something bad happens to you or someone eles that parson is pooned.
If you plan to perform a great deed you are about to poon something.
If you happened to be bored and want to liven up the conversation, proclaim loudly and prouldy "POONED" at the top of your lungs. It's bound to fix anything that is wrong with the party, dinner, wedding, staff meeting, dole queue, funeral or other gathering.
2.1
:Examples:
Please see the example section below.
But because this woudn't be much of an example section without it here's another one.
PLEX: I got totally pooned at work today. Also, I forgot to burn your DVD off Roobar.
Roobar: ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
3.0
:Conclusion:
Now you know all there is to know about the basics of the word pooned. If you have some kind of a problem with it and you're not a headless chicken then you must be some kind of an asssss.
The End thankyou and goodnight.
:Contents:
1.0 Introduction
1.1 The history of pooned
1.2 The evolution of pooned
2.0 Useage of pooned
2.1 Examples
3.0 Conclusion
1.0
:Introduction:
Welcome to the Pooned F.A.Q. the aim of this F.A.Q. is to educate and inform people who know nothing of the greatness that is pooned (this could be someone you know, maybe even yourself!) but also clear up any misconceptions or confusion the reader might have.
1.1
:The History of Pooned:
This like any other story worth telling is set in a university. Yet this one involves no road trip of large proportions or mildly amusing one liners about someones mother. To make my life easier it will be translated into faux IRC logs.
Fluffball: Pooned!
PLEX: WTF?
Fluffball: You know like owned.
Roobar: lol bestest!
(This is not an accurate recreation of the birth of pooned however it is better than the recreations that Unsolved mysteries would have made.)
From this day onward the word pooned slowly grew in popularity even spilling over into everyday conversations about the arts, the weather and astrophysics.
1.2
:The Evolution of Pooned:
Pooned bacame so popular that it required its own slang term. So Pooned was given a little brother/sister (it depends on the day), pooneded. Pooneded was lacking in the syntactical corectness more than pooned itself so it never really stuck quite like pooned did, but if you're lucky on an especially pooned day you may hear someone use it.
2.0
:Useage of Pooned:
Pooned is a rather useful word.
If you claim victory over an opponet, you have pooned them.
If something bad happens to you or someone eles that parson is pooned.
If you plan to perform a great deed you are about to poon something.
If you happened to be bored and want to liven up the conversation, proclaim loudly and prouldy "POONED" at the top of your lungs. It's bound to fix anything that is wrong with the party, dinner, wedding, staff meeting, dole queue, funeral or other gathering.
2.1
:Examples:
Please see the example section below.
But because this woudn't be much of an example section without it here's another one.
PLEX: I got totally pooned at work today. Also, I forgot to burn your DVD off Roobar.
Roobar: ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
3.0
:Conclusion:
Now you know all there is to know about the basics of the word pooned. If you have some kind of a problem with it and you're not a headless chicken then you must be some kind of an asssss.
The End thankyou and goodnight.
person 1: I was at work the other day, right?
person 2: you mean that one at the supermarket?
person 1: No the other one, so yeah, some moron kid kicked me in the balls. I tried to dodge matrix style but it was some kind of patriot foot that kid had.
Person 2: POONED!
Person 3: You got pooned!
Person 1: Pooned indeed.
Person 4: Pooned! Pooned!
person 2: you mean that one at the supermarket?
person 1: No the other one, so yeah, some moron kid kicked me in the balls. I tried to dodge matrix style but it was some kind of patriot foot that kid had.
Person 2: POONED!
Person 3: You got pooned!
Person 1: Pooned indeed.
Person 4: Pooned! Pooned!
by Straylight November 6, 2004
area of the female anatomy, located between the inner thighs; especially loves the cock and the tongue
by erica November 21, 2003
1. Man, I just want to get me some poon and fuck it all night long.
2. Dude, it's nothing to be worried about. Don't be such a poon!
2. Dude, it's nothing to be worried about. Don't be such a poon!
by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003
by Dan Burton May 9, 2006
A unit of measurement whose base is not to exceed the weight of the largest of the Poon clan, currently 120. A poon can be used to measure all weights, distances monetary units, volumes etc.
by Wally Wallstrom October 3, 2012
by anonymous February 26, 2002
Another term for the vagina. This word was invented by two men(zach and ben)...they are the pimp daddy masters!!!!
by krimet32 April 15, 2004