Shrek’s Sex Slave 

The most honorable position in society, dedicated to pleasing our noble lord and savior, Shrek. Once you accept this duty, you are pledged to eternal allegiance in stroking the mighty ogre shaft and cleaning up the muddy green goo that brings us happiness. Thou beith with shrek, our god.

After years of masturbation and worship, our leader finally promoted me to Shrek’s Sex Slave and now I feel that my life has real purpose.

Shrek’s Sex Slave by Tyler Peniston April 27, 2020

Ella’s sex story

An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.

God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.

Ella’s sex story by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025

Toby's sex life 

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It doesn't exist.

Stop using the Toby's sex life card in CAH.

Toby's sex life by The_Only_Richboy January 13, 2018

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Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.

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Soul Snatching Sex (Triple S) 

The act of fucking someone so hard, hitting all the right spots, causing an explosion of orgasms. The victim loses all control of their personal boundaries and emotions and is now a sex driven slave to their master.

Kayla: I need to save my energy for the Soul Snatching Sex (triple S) I am going to have later
Lindsay: You are gonna destroy him with the triple S

Soul Snatching Sex (Triple S) by LMKSrfass October 25, 2018

brett and roma’s sex 

Amazing, unbelievably earth shatteringly great.
Best combo that exists.

Hot, steamy and incredible.

Brett and Roma’s sex life is something to marvel.

brett and roma’s sex by The World’s Dictionary January 29, 2018

S&S Sex 

Short for Slip & Slide Sex. Having sex while a woman is on her period.

He doesn't like to have S&S sex because he doesn't like his shlong covered in blood.

S&S Sex by S&S fan June 12, 2009