A big guy that throws glass bottles over our yard, also stays in his Jeep and jacks off. Relative of Julian, Maria, Armando and Franco
Crap! The Uncle just threw another glass bottle over our yard!
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That creepy person who randomly shows up at the family reunions.
Uncle Ben why are you here?

Oh please uncle can you stop touching me
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The one that secretly touches me and babysits for nothing
My Uncle was way buying drugs while I was strapped to a chair with a buttplug in my ass
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You: Hey, uncl,
Uncle: what? Btw I'm goin to rape you
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The art of unclehood, the practise of being an uncle.
I'm not ready to become a dad just yet, I'll stick to uncling my nephews for now.
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Exclaimation meaning "I give up".
Say "uncle" you little baby! Say uncle! *Initiates wedgie*
by B3++y January 29, 2005
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