Term used to say the speaker cannot sleep. Antonym of counting sheep.
Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.
Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.
by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021
What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.
by bmilligan05 March 3, 2016
The "count fiasco" refers to a software version of the "Hondicard" educational software in which users were temporarily unable to create new decks by skipping the release control procedures.
by cheetahbyte August 4, 2023
by MaybeARealWord January 13, 2022
A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.
by Doomus May 23, 2016
Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches
by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018
by Dig Bick McGee February 6, 2022