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A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.
"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"
by Doomus May 22, 2016
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