4 definitions by bmilligan05

Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.

Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.

by bmilligan05 March 3, 2016

pocket nonsense or PN

A succint explanation when you accidentally text gibberish to someone, call someone or start a Facebook group page as a result of an unlocked keyboard on your phone while it's in your pocket.

"Jimmy what does xcfhjjhvh'''???&&: mean? -" nothing. Just pocket nonsense or PN

by bmilligan05 March 31, 2015

sympathy like

A " like" on a friend's facebook post that's getting no play from anyone else

I gave Karen's post about how funny her kids are a sympathy like

by bmilligan05 February 20, 2015

argguvated

Sick of arguing

I was extremely argguvated after an hour of fighting with her about folding the towels correctly

by bmilligan05 February 17, 2015