That just happened

(Phrase) The only thing you can say when something so audacious happens that you have no response beyond iterating that the event occurred in the first place.

Person 1: I just got a tattoo of Justin Bieber on my ass

Person 2: I... Uhhhh... That just happened.

That just happened by PJ the Coug September 21, 2016

that just happened

An expression of indifferent surprise. Made popular by Will Ferrell's character in Talladega Nights using the phrase to describe "shake n' bake" to a rival.

"Hey look, I just got an A on my World History test."
"That just happened."

that just happened by CTangent May 10, 2008

Bamm, that just happened 

1.A phrase used to express and reassure that some unbelievable event has happened.

2. A phrase used to go along with an insult that magnifies the power of the insult.

1. Guy #1: Hey wrud?

Guy #2:nm u?

(guy #1 is ran over by a horse)

Guy #2: (while pointing and laughing) Bamm, That Just Happened!!!

2. Boy: u wanna go out?

Girl: no, ur stupid

Boy: so's ur face! Bamm! That just happened!

Bamm, that just happened by BD4PRES2032 October 21, 2009

wow that just happened..! 

a phrased used when something surprising, embarrassing or otherwise out of the ordinary happens.

doctor: you have stage 3 lung cancer
you: wow that just happened..!
doctor: what

wow that just happened..! by a3tuka October 29, 2023

well that just happened 

Phrase used when an unbelievable, absolute bullshit story is posted online, usually pushing a racial/political message.

"Omg I'm so humbled right now. A young lady just walked up to the counter and ordered two Big Macs, and the cashier laughed and said, "Are you sure you can eat all that? Hahaha." My two-week-old child then walked to the counter, stood up, and proceeded to tell the cashier that what he said was exist and he is the reason that Donald Trump is tearing America apart. Then the whole restaurant stood up and clapped."

"Well that just happened."

well that just happened by Probablynothitler August 10, 2017

Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people 

Yup.

Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."

Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020