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That Blonde Girl

"You're probably with that blonde girl, who always made me doubt. She's so much older than me. She's everything I'm insecure about."
That Blonde Girl by Voldy Moldy January 30, 2021

that..blonde..phycho

The best tiktoker on earth.her cosplay of Toga Himiko is PERFECT 👑👑👑(SHE SHOULD SPILL TEA FROM SCHOOL OR SMH☕☕☕☕☕☕)
Me:"have you followed that..blonde..phycho"

Bully:"Eww no she's terrible"

Me:"NO SHE'S NOT BITCHHHH HER COSPLAY IS GREAT"

OTHER KID:"hell yeah I've seen her she's great and I'm a simp 😏"

you can't hide that blonde pride! 

a saying said when a blonde says something a blonde would say
"Hey blondie, the word is pronounced 'enigma,' not 'enigima'! But it's okay, because you can't hide that blonde pride!

Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day 

The day is June 16th, beat them up.
Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed 

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy
I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

pull that blond root 

when someone does something real stupid and they suddenly realize it.
person 1: oh, I just realized that!

person 2: hey, let me pull that blond root for you.