that's key 

That's Key

Thats Key. An Australian term used to describe a Call of Duty Session. We are a special race that is also determined by the word "Sloth or Toad". When there is a special night of COD it can also be named a "Keygasm" You could also be Keygasmic at any point in time.

Now, This page is Key.
Della, Lindsey, Sperma, Jake and Joe - Sloth Galore
But Allerton is clearly the most key of all
Classic.
Frothin.
Key.
Keygasm.
That's Key, Im frothin key as i have a keygasmic cod sesh, oh so key

Friday night of Call of Duty - Now, THATS KEY!!! My toads and sloths are gathering for a Keygasmic session. ahhh That's Key

that's key by sperma toadle August 16, 2010

jacking to that chick's keyboard 

When a guy finds a nerdy girl attractive.

Well Lisa is so smart and independent. You know all sorts of simps are jacking to that chick's keyboard.

Donald and Margot were married for 3 years. But then Margot found out Donald was jacking to that chick's keyboard and she left him and took the house.

jacking to that chick's keyboard by Saison Xiang February 26, 2023

that's how the keyboard works 

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.

joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu

that's how the keyboard works by the blaster. August 16, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016