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Thalles is a fantastic talented Brazilian guy name . Thalles has a hot body like hellfire and clear fresh skin like cold lemonade on summer day

They are known to be extremely smart generous and calculated. They tend to have very sportive bodies. They have captivating unique perfume even ıf they come out of the run. A Thalles takes life very seriously and they know how to read patterns in life and how to act in time of need.
Wait. How did he do that ?
Well, He is THALlES.

calm down !! All you need is a Thalles
Thalles by bigcheecks November 22, 2021
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Thalles is an average-looking guy who likes to read and enjoy being on it’s own. Usually he has a very tiny patience, is a perfectionist, and in many occasions goes against the fashion. Also he has problems with anxiety and speaks with himself.
But Thalles is also very sensitive, likes to help his loved ones, and is a very kind person. He’d rather prefers suffers himself than seeing those he loves suffering. He’s focused, intelligent, intense, and a cool guy.
Person: Who’s that guy speaking alone?
Person 2: It’s probably Thalles
Thalles by theaveragebrazilian November 25, 2021
A very creative and cool cousin who is doing life his way.
Do you know Thalles? Is he that cool drummer with amazing hair? Yeah, I know him.
Thalles by Herefirst November 25, 2021

National smack your tallest friend day (October 31) 

National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.
National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back
Thales is the most beautiful man (both inside and out), sexy and intelligent in the world. HE ROCKS AT THE GUITAR. He smells really good and has one of the best musical tastes (except for ghostemane lol). Thales is also the best boyfriend you can have and your best friend too. He's the best person you can EVER meet. But one of its greatest qualities is being incredibly hot. Thales is SO hot that it makes you want to VAPO VAPO NHECO NHECO every day, every hour, ‘til you can't take it anymore. But Thales is mostly everything you need to have by your side and that is what will make you love him more and more at each day.
person: “OMG who is this guy EXTREMELY hot playing that AMAZING guitar?”
me: “That’s my perfect boyfriend Thales”
Thales by thalessgirlfriend February 1, 2020

The Tallest Man on Earth 

Is the moniker of Swedish folk singer/songwriter Kristian Matsson. The Tallest Man on Earth is awesome. He claims to have been born in Sweden but is likely to have been born on whatever planet Bob Dylan and Nick Drake hailed from.

As of 2010 he has 2 full length albums and 2 EPs.
What is the best song ever?

King of Spain by the Tallest Man on Earth

Almighty Tallest Purple 

On Invader ZIM, one of two leaders of the Irken empire, due to their tallness compared to the rest of the Irken race. Tallest Purple can often be found on board The Massive, the Irken armada's flagship, alongside co-leader Almighty Tallest Red. Both of the Tallest are fond of snacks and store them in The Massive's fuel pods.
Tallest Purple: "Hey, I like snacks!"
Tallest Red: "He likes snacks, Zim!"
ZIM: "I know you do. I know."