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Thales is the most beautiful man (both inside and out), sexy and intelligent in the world. HE ROCKS AT THE GUITAR. He smells really good and has one of the best musical tastes (except for ghostemane lol). Thales is also the best boyfriend you can have and your best friend too. He's the best person you can EVER meet. But one of its greatest qualities is being incredibly hot. Thales is SO hot that it makes you want to VAPO VAPO NHECO NHECO every day, every hour, ‘til you can't take it anymore. But Thales is mostly everything you need to have by your side and that is what will make you love him more and more at each day.
person: “OMG who is this guy EXTREMELY hot playing that AMAZING guitar?”
me: “That’s my perfect boyfriend Thales”
Thales by thalessgirlfriend February 1, 2020
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a greek mathematician who made many strides in the field of math and fell in love with Joseph Amagliani c.550 BCE
Thales of Miletus was great at math.
thales by am1r April 25, 2006
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Tales of a Grifter - The Charlatan Duchess 

Tales of a Grifter - (MMTCD) The Charlatan Duchess, is a secret Facebook group that launched a worldwide phenomenon in January 2018. The group was the brainchild of an unnamed woman in the United Kingdom, who provides a safe place for people who oppose the marriage of Meghan Markle and Prince Henry of Wales. Starting out as a public cyber gathering place for like-minds, it soon became evident that the group was going to undertake subject matter that would trigger rhetoric from both Markle supporters and detractors. Members bring forth readily available articles/information from the Internet gathering to privately discuss their views. The group is responsible for creating the hashtag #TheCharlatanDuchess and pushing the hashtag #Megxit. Over the past year and a half, the group has been featured in a number of digital media publications from all over the world. The Charlatan Duchess brand (TM), boasts thousands of members on their varied social media platforms. The "Grifter" part in the name of the group makes reference to Markle's questionable past and the present spending habits on the backs of the British taxpayers.
It's difficult to join the secret group that falls under the Facebook group, Tales of a Grifter - The Charlatan Duchess without being scrutinised and vetted by the Administrators.

thalasin 

An emotion enhancing drug discontinued somewhere between 1985 and 2015, all that is really known about this drug besides the fact that it in fact did enhance emotions is that it had strange side effects that were defined as "new emotions" it is believed that 20-50 people died because of these side effects
Person 1: I took thalasin and now i feel funny.

Person 2: You should see a doctor
thalasin by Greg millar March 10, 2021
a beautiful girl who is loved by everyone. you never want to let her leave. she's an amazing best friend. she is kind, caring, lovable, and so much more. once you have met her you would fall in love with her. you'll be wishing you were a Thalea. she's the girl you want in your life.
I wish Thalea was in my life.

I wish I could be a Thalea.
thalea by mickeyyyy✊🔥💁 February 22, 2015

Kingston-upon-Thames 

A great town in SW London, not in Surrey as someone else wrote. in fact, it hasn't been in Surrey since 1965, when they created Greater London. Has Kingston University, many good shops, pubs, and several large nightclubs. And the river Thames, of course. This is particularly popular with drunken students of a weekend in summer, who either sit beside it at one of the many riverside pubs, drinking, or, fall in and drown, or catch Weil's disease from the water coming from the sewage works farther up the Hogsmill river, which convieniently joins it near the aforesaid riverside pubs.
Did you you get accepted into Oxford uni then? No, but even better, I'm going to Kingston-upon-Thames!

Say for your 21st, let's go to Oceana in Kingston!
Kingston-upon-Thames by Musical Man December 30, 2010

Thalassophile 

A lover of the sea, someone who loves the sea/ocean
"Bethany Hamilton is a thalassophile, she is always by the sea in her happy place."
Thalassophile by Badblood21 April 17, 2016
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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