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linh ng loves thai ho =) haha jk
thai ho by Anonymous March 9, 2003

thai hot pot 

dipping your fingers in a pot of hot wax, while a Thai ladyboy poos on your chest; also, a Noodles & Co. dish
Josh and Sarah had a great honeymoon, until she gave him a Thai hot pot.
thai hot pot by ktchaos April 16, 2014

Thai Honeymoon

A pleasurable sexual favor in which the recipient simultaneously receives fellatio and a foot rub. The act is typically carried out while playing video games, with Nintendo's Duck Hunt being the traditional selection.
I had an amazing THAI HONEYMOON last night. Even though I dropped the light zapper, I still blasted the screen.
Thai Honeymoon by Sleepwalkazzz December 29, 2010
a bong hit or marijuana with tobacco packed in the bottom of the bowl.
"I ripped through like 6 fat Thai hoots the other day and passed the fuck out."
"Can you pack me some Thai?"
poppers bong hoots weed
thai hoot by a 420 June 27, 2016

Thai hole 

your burning asshole that is covered in spicy chili oil from yesterday's pad thai, which you are now passing via a sloppy, thai-infused shit splatter
Jack: "I can't stop stuffing this delicious and spicy pad thai into my piehole."
Mack: "That's pretty spicy, bro. You'd better go easy or tomorrow you're gonna be nursing an angry, red Thai hole."
Thai hole by Barb10331 September 16, 2007

Thai Hooker 

An American whiskey drink that is topped with soy sauce. It starts good, but ends filthy. "Salty and gross."

AKA The Spaghetti Western

AKA How I Built the Railroad
My buddy just joined the Navy, so we welcomed him in with a Thai Hooker.

See: youtube user thelinguine, thai hooker
Thai Hooker by ThaiHookerBanger November 30, 2010