Thack Attack 

A short fat guy that grew up in a suburb of Cleveland who thinks he is a bad ass.

Thack attack is coming around the corner to get you.

Thack Attack by Thack Attack July 12, 2018

Track Attack

The sharp pain in the chest, along with a lack of feeling in the legs and light-headedness, one gets when they immediately finish running/sprinting any track & field related event. One usually must reach PR or surpassed PR to achieve this feeling. It hurts alot. Sometimes results in being carried off the track, passing out on the track, crying, or a brutal yelling from ones coach for not running faster. Thankfully the pain does not last more than five (5) minutes in most cases.

-To spot "track attack" the runner will most likely have their hands at their hips, on top of their head, or on their knees and will be frantically walking around in circles (unless they are on the ground). Eyes may be watering and face will show expressions of great pain, anxiety, and constipation. The words fuck, shit, Jesus Christ, God, damn, and Holy (in any combination) are most commonly said when experiencing a Track Attack.
To stop a Track Attack simply eat extremely unheathly food i.e: nachos, candy, chips, or frosted animal crackers and lie on the ground.

Can also be written: Trackattack or Track-Attack.

Mayisha ran the 200m dash in PR time and placed first but once she reached the finish line I knew she was having a Track Attack. She was about to cry and she started yelling, "Holy fucking shit!" which scared some young children. I bought her some victory nachos and she felt alot better. Coach then brutally yelled at her for not running faster.

Track Attack by VictoryNachos April 7, 2010

Track Attack

When you jump out from behind a tree next to a bushwalking track and attack innocent bushwalking tourists to steal their water. This attack is usually launched during an unorganised bushwalk where you run out of drink yourself.

Unorganised bushwalker 1: You ready to launch this track attack?
Unorganised bushwalker 2: Yeah, lets go!
(both jump out from behind a tree and attack well prepared Swedish backpackers)
Unorganised bushwalker 1: We got the water! Leg it!
(both run away with water and leave swedish backpackers stunned and panting on the ground)

Track Attack by Delfinator March 4, 2009

Ohio Track Attack 

When two people piss and jizz on someone when they are running

I just Ohio Track Attacked someone

Ohio Track Attack by Jayme Closs April 25, 2024

attack tack

A colored pushpin left on the ground by an entry of a residence or on a window ledge, entry way or step to target a residence for vandalism and harassment. You will know it is an attack tack if you remove it an another appears in the same place and you may have a history of late night harassment or vandalism.

"Hey wait there is an attack tack here, lets have some fun and punk this place. "

attack tack by Lostindesert June 13, 2021

Jeffalicious Thachattack 

When a superior breeder mounts a "EZH20 LZSTL8WSSP Filtered Stainless-Steel Dual-Station Drinking Fountain with Bottle Filling Station Item#:164290" with the intention of producing a higher level of offspring, naturally proficient in aerospace engineering data/analysis and relevant information. MORE specifically regarding 14 CFR Part 43 Appendix D.

Bro #1: "YO I WAS TAKING A DRINK FROM THE WATER FOUNTAIN AND I GOT HIT WITH THE JEFFALICIOUS THACHATTACK."
Bro #2: "I was wondering why your offspring was so competent & employable within the modern-day aerospace engineering sector with a focus on data analysis."
Bro #1: "Sorry, what was that?"
Bro #2: " MORE specifically regarding 14 CFR Part 43 Appendix D. The focus and candor of your young spawn is truly inquisitive."
Bro #1: "My urologist just informed me of medium to high levels of inflammation in my prostate and thyroid glands. The tenderness has me going haywire, busta nutiner."

Jeffalicious Thachattack by Tiffany JackHARD April 30, 2025