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Tha Taint Grabba 

A very complex move performed during intercourse between a couple. It is performed by a series of steps to insure maximum grabbage.

1. extend hand out forward, with palm facing upand all but the pointer and middle finger retracted.
2. with the pointer and middle finger, alternate between the two moving them back and forth, making sure you maintain friction between the two.
3. this MUST be done with a pumping motion of the arm, as if you are ringing a truck horn horizontally. (without this, the grab will be rendered entirely useless)
4. rinse and repeat

There are several variations on the original move, however the basic function remains the same. These variations include, but are not limited to:

The Detroit Glide
The Seven State Sweep
Fakey
The Original
Momma's Style
Feet-to-the-Face Style
and many more
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Where's my money ho?
Less-Than-Attractive Woman- Nigga-ass foo, I ain't got
shit.
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Well then i'm gon' have to give ya
Tha Taint Grabba

Tha Taint Grabba 

A very complex move performed during intercourse between a couple. It is performed by a series of steps to insure maximum grabbage.

1. extend hand out forward, with palm facing upand all but the pointer and middle finger retracted.
2. with the pointer and middle finger, alternate between the two moving them back and forth, making sure you maintain friction between the two.
3. this MUST be done with a pumping motion of the arm, as if you are ringing a truck horn horizontally. (without this, the grab will be rendered entirely useless)
4. rinse and repeat

There are several variations on the original move, however the basic function remains the same. These variations include, but are not limited to:

The Detroit Glide
The Seven State Sweep
Fakey
The Original
Momma's Style
Feet-to-the-Face Style
and many more
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Where's my money ho?
Less-Than-Attractive Woman- Nigga-ass foo, I ain't got
shit.
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Well then i'm gon' have to give ya
Tha Taint Grabba

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026