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Textatus 

1. A hiatus from texting
Guy 1: "Hey man, what's going on?"
Guy 2: "Not much. On a textatus with my gf."
Guy 1: "What happened?"
Guy 2: "We got into a fight, so we're not really communicating right now."
Textatus by Mzerky July 9, 2011
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Textaustion 

When you're so tired of texting someone back and forth you break down and call them, even if your situation does not allow for it.
"Jake and I were texting so much I got Textaustion."
"Sorry to hear that."
"Not as sorry as I was when I missed the end to Sherlock."
Textaustion by Smithofwords February 23, 2014

textacussing 

When someone uses a text message to cuss another person out
She could not believe her exboyfriend was textacussing her for going out with another guy.

You should textacuss her and tell her to stay away from your man!
textacussing by L Square March 3, 2011

textafusion 

1. Confusion while texting because of un heard sarcasm or puns, often when one member is joking and the other is serious

2. When you text drunken

3. the act of texting the wrong number not realizing its th wrong number
1 ex. of textafusion

male N "ohhh ya cause your so ugly"
female J " you think im ugly;(;(;("
male N "no i was just jokin babe"
female J "sure"
male N " can i call you?"
female J "yeah."

ex 2. Drunk roomate" jhi89 boobies heu dy you wahhna coma toe mi house?"

sober roomate "what?"

drunk roomate "lats gave rome fun"

sober roomate "are you drunk?"

drunk roomate "kanda hahja f pinda"

isober roomate "imma call you a cab"
textafusion by noldizzle bishizzle February 4, 2010
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