Textanoia

N. The way you feel after you just send a text in anticipation of a response, so you frequently check your phone

Dude, you must have textanoia because you've checked your phone like five times already.

by Tonystunna August 8, 2014

Textenial

Being in denial about why you're not getting any texts for an extended period of time. Often leading to you feeling that something is wrong with your phone and/or turning it off and back on.

Rob: Man, no one's texted me for a while. I'd better turn it off and on.
Jan: You've got a case of textenial, dude.

by mynameisaletter August 25, 2010

textanoid

to be paranoid that people are going to read your text messages.

Girl: I had to delete all my texts!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl: Because i was textanoid that my parents were going to read them.

Boy: Man, i'm so textanoid!
Guy: Why?
Boy: Because i think my girlfriend is gonna find my texts to Jenny.

by liana marie October 12, 2008

Textanian

(Text-Ane-E-Ann) The language of texting. People use this to text and chat with other people. It has been around for a while.

I love textanian! It's called textanian

by AntIs_Cool April 21, 2019

taxanoia

(n.): The unwarranted fear of taxes.

Statistically, small business owners are prone to taxanoia.

by BMorris June 22, 2011

tastanoia

When you are convinced someone else's food taste better than yours even when you have the exact same thing.

I realized I had tastanoia after throwing away my fries and eating all of my friend's.

by liakos October 16, 2014

texanian

A stupid person who moved to texas

Yeah, she moved to texas last year, now she’s an official Texanian!

by 🤭🤩😬 February 9, 2023