textanoid

to be paranoid that people are going to read your text messages.

Girl: I had to delete all my texts!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl: Because i was textanoid that my parents were going to read them.

Boy: Man, i'm so textanoid!
Guy: Why?
Boy: Because i think my girlfriend is gonna find my texts to Jenny.

by liana marie October 12, 2008

Textanoia

N. The way you feel after you just send a text in anticipation of a response, so you frequently check your phone

Dude, you must have textanoia because you've checked your phone like five times already.

by Tonystunna August 8, 2014

Textoid

A person who becomes so wrapped up in texting that they become oblivious to the outside world.

That textoid just caused a 6 car pile-up on the freeway.

by amnesiavictim July 10, 2009

Texteroids

(noun): A hormone used to stimulate your texting prowess.

Twitter is Facebook on texteroids.

by Akkii May 20, 2018

taxanoid

(n.): A person who perceives any tax as being unjustly directed at them, personally and unjustly.

The billionaire, Mr. C. Thornton Hollingsworth, III, and the independent plumber who services his mansion have something in common: they're taxanoids.

by BMorris June 22, 2011

textaside

The act of text messaging something personal, secret, or otherwise unfit to say aloud to someone next to you.

Derived from "aside", a theatrical speech during which other actors are on stage, but which only the audience can hear.

Not to be confused with texticide.

Though the teenage couple were mild-mannered in public, they frequently had sexual textasides.

I felt awkward at the party, so I had a textaside with my friend, before lying and telling everyone else that I felt sick.

by Graphhhh March 6, 2010

textanged

when "singing" a song through texting.

This morning, when i woke up, i textanged with my boyfriend.

Anthony:"Good morning beautiful"
Becca:"How was your night?"
Anthony: "Mine was wonderful with you by my side."

by bmace1230 August 2, 2011