Text-Dilla-Phobia

TextDillaPhobia- A very common disease. Most common among teenage girls at the age of 12 to 21. Symptoms include - OverTexting, Constantly holding a Cellular Phone, Loud Shreeking, And Much usage of the words, LOL, And OMG in public. If you or a friend has symptoms of or has TextDillaPhobia, Quickly, If they have a cell phone, Shove it down their throats and keep jabbing them in the ribs until their cell phone starts dropping calls.

This is a life threatning disease.It is a real disease. So do your part and help stop TextDillaPhobia.

Pedestrian: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!
FireFighter: Fire, Happened so rappidly in so many parts of town, We couldn't contain it.

Pedestrian: What are the causes of the fires?
FireFighter: We have come down to one conclussion,
Text-Dilla-Phobia. Casualtys are around 6 billion. All dead.
Pedestrian: OH GOD!! Have they Qaurtined the area yet?
FireFighter:We are trying, But at this rate, The whole Country might be at stake. This disease started out small in few teenagers...But now its spreading...TO ADULTS AND CHILDREN!!
Pedestrian: This is serious. We might have to nuke every city at the source of this Text-Dilla-Phobia.

Text-Dilla-Phobia by CrimsonJagwire November 15, 2010

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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