Text Syndrome 

The common confusion when trying to tell if someone is joking or being sarcastic over text.

Caleb "wow thats so greaaaat, im so happy for you"

Delaney "hold on, I cant tell if you are being sarcastic, I think I have text syndrome"

Text Syndrome by FrightningMcmean January 26, 2022

Last Text Syndrome 

When a person has a compulsive need to send the last text, regardless of whether or not they add to the conversation or say anything meaningful.

Me: Should we meet at five?
John: Sounds good!
Me: Perfect! See you then
John: Yup!

John: Wanna get food?
Me: Yeah, I'll be downstairs in a few
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: I think you have Last Text Syndrome
John: what?
Me: (gives up, develops alcoholism)

Last Text Syndrome by 5lartibartfa5t October 23, 2012

Phantom Text Syndrome 

Phantom Text Syndrome, or PTS, is an acute neurological phenomenon characterized by thinking you have received a text from someone (i.e. by vibration or sound indicator) when actually nothing has occurred. Recently coined by world-renowned Psychologist Gustav Kuznetsova, PTS is now accepted by the American Psychological Association.

Guy 1: (Abruptly reaches into his pocket)

Guy 2: "Got a text, dude?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, let me just…"(Pulls phone out to see a blank screen) "Oh, wait.
Forget it. Guess I was wrong."

Guy 3: "Phantom Text Syndrome!!!"

Guy 2: "Yo, I think they got meds for that shit now."

Phantom Text Syndrome by Chargeitup09 March 8, 2009

Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.

No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.

Post Text Syndrome by goduke123 January 23, 2009

retard text syndrome 

Retard text syndrome is when you're texting someone and they do not know how to text. It's when they say "u" instead of "you" and "r" and so on. It's when they can't spell. They say "lyke" instead of "like" or "hym" and many others.

John: "Aye bro. Y didnt u com 2 tha prty? Lyke evry1 wuz ther."

Bob: "Dude. Don't talk to me until you get that retard text syndrome checked out."

retard text syndrome by poopy21! February 6, 2010

Unlimited Text Syndrome

When txt convo's take weird and somewhat unusual turns as a result of having an unlimited text message plan. Usually the logic behind it has to do with "pushing the envelope" more and more on a daily basis. These can get rather funny as time goes on (and just as degrading)

any time a conversation takes a turn for the worse...meaning to commit a crime for the sake of the joke (even though obviously no crime will be committed)......Unlimited Text Syndrome

Unlimited Text Syndrome by Mike Hawk Burns October 1, 2009

Tourettes Text Syndrome 

Tourettes Text Sydrome is a severe condition of which a person has sudden urges to text random and innapropriate text messages to another.

" oh man, i reckon emma has a really bad case of Tourettes Text Syndrome.. "

"how come?"

"she just sent me a message saying 'what the f*&$ mother f$%^#@, im going to #$^^$& your ##%^&@ mother #%#$^% brothers #%^%&*@!"

"holy crapp.."

"yeah i know.."

Tourettes Text Syndrome by lhgfda February 24, 2009