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Text Block 

While in class or an important meeting where texting is prohibited, one uses a book, wall, backpack, person, etc blocking the view of you texting from the teacher/instructor.
Ryan: "He Sally, I need to use your backpack as a text block."
Sally: "Ok, just don't make it obvious!"
Text Block by ManOfCars March 4, 2009
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Text Block 

This happens when the girl you like is with another guy. So, in order to make sure that guy does not get with the girl you like, you constantly text message the girl. If you get a reply, you have just successfully text blocked another guy.
In the following situation, Guy2 has successfully text blocked Guy:

Guy: Hey, lets go back to my place.
Guy2(from a different location): *Sends text message to Girl: Hey, lets hang out.*
Girl(to Guy): Ok...sure, but hold on I just got a text from Guy2. *She replies: I can't, I am with another guy.*
Guy2: *Text message 2: Is he chill?*
Girl: *Text message 2: Nope, i dont really like him too much, lets hang out later.*

However, in the following situation, Guy2 has failed to text block Guy.

Guy: Hey, lets go back to my place.
Guy2(from a different location): *Sends text message to Girl: Hey, lets hang out.*
Girl(to Guy): Ok, let go. *Gets a text message and pays no attention to it.*
Text Block by Your Move Chief May 12, 2009

Block Text 

A very long text message usually describing feelings towards someone or giving someone the lowdown on a situation
"Dude she sent me the biggest block text last night tellin' me how much she loved me"

"My coworker texted me this beyond big block text about what's going on around the office"
Block Text by Taj Ginyard August 15, 2011

Text Blocked 

The process of getting blocked from some action with your girlfriend or boyfriend by a text sent to that person by a friend, family, etc.
Guy&Girl: *making out*

Girl: Opps I got a text, gimme a minute to reply.

Guy: *sighs*
Guy: *Whispers to himself* Dang, that guy/girl just Text Blocked me.
Text Blocked by Oooboii July 31, 2010

Text Blocker 

The person that sits in front of you in class that you use to text behind. Usually works well with fat kids that never get out of their seat.
"Hey you see John over there?. Yeah man, he is an excellent text blocker. I can text all period".
Text Blocker by BayAreaMatt August 13, 2008

Text Blocking 

A person who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two frolicking partners getting their freak on using SMS as the form of blocking.
Guy 1: Who are you texting?
Guy 2: Some girls
Guy 1: Like who?
Guy 2: Nobody particular, just committing random acts of Text blocking

Guy 2: So did you get any last night?
Guy 1:No, Larissa was blowing up Rachels phone all night.
Guy 2: What a text blocking Bitch!
Text Blocking by Namreg May 11, 2009

Text Blocking Syndrome 

The act of ignoring social conversation because you are engaged in a text message.
Oh don't worry he has text blocking syndrome, he'll respond in a minute.
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