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Texas barbecue 

Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.

Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors

Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
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East Texas Barbeque Sauce 

Noun- refers to the discharge experienced when performing cunnilingus on a female during her menstrual cycle.
La Quanda: "Hey baby, why don't you stop brushing yo' teeth and get'cho ass into 'dis bed nouw?"

Damon: "Man, bes' check yo' shit-- I dun' want any that East Texas Barbeque Sauce now. Shiiiiit."