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Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.

Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - β€œOh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”

Sis -β€œWhat are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -β€œI’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
by Thatbitchwhosomehowisoffensive September 26, 2020
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