Texas Titties

Noun - The oversized speed bumps/lane markers used in Texas intersections. Origin presumably comes from the shape and size of the bumps, which are large enough to do severe tire damage at high speeds - each one is roughly the size of half a volleyball. Color varies from White to Orange.

"I was blowin' through a red light when I hit a Texas Titty and it dang near tore my rim off!"

by Jimmy The Head November 16, 2004

Texas Titty Twister

When someone grabs a nipple and twists the shit out of it.

You think a purple nurple is bad, you ought to get a Texas Titty Twister.

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004

Texas Titty Tip

Where a group of people continuously push an obese kid on the ground without letting them get off of the ground. Thus forcing them to get very angry and scream until forced to cry.

The man wanted to go Texas titty tip his wife on the deck of the the cruise ship.

by Commander Jermaine March 11, 2014

Texas Titty Fuck

Where you tit fuck a woman while she is eating your ass out

“I totally Texas titty fucked Tinisha yesterday, my ass is sore though”

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021