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Texas Teaser

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.
Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.
by Ryan C. April 17, 2003
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Texas Ball Tease

The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.
-Me and Jessica tried the Texas Ball Tease yesterday!
-Are you mentally ok?
by Rydotra October 11, 2021
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