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texas taco 

The act to shit in between a chicks breast, and then tit fuck her.
Yo last night she let me give her the texas taco, it was crazy as hell! I never knew that chick gets that horny!!
texas taco by ZakkaZ May 16, 2008
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Texas Taco 

Using BBQ Sauce as Lubricant for vaginal sex.
Duuude, I gave her that Texas taco last night, her cooch tasted like ribs.
Texas Taco by KinkyCarl August 27, 2019

Texas Taco Salad 

Is when you throw up inside your girls vajayjay and you fuck her until your throw up becomes a creamy like substance, then you top it off with your own table cream (semen).
My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so i bust out the Texas Taco Salad on her. She hasnt asked for anything new ever since.
Texas Taco Salad by Taconaire September 14, 2009

Texas Brown Taco

Go to taco bell buy a volcano taco take all the toppings off except the meat. drop a Cleveland in it put in microwave for 10 min. rub penis in it til scolded and red. bang a fat chick in the ass cum in her buttwhole, then suck all the fluids out and spit it in the taco and enjoyy
Fuck your breath smells... yeah i know try a texas brown taco

Texas Walking Taco 

A sexual position where you put the female in the wheel barrow position and whilst pumping her you walk behind her as she moves about with her arms.
What position did you do with her?

We did the Texas Walking Taco down the steps!
Texas Walking Taco by The Manitee December 21, 2010

Texan Taco 

during a threesome (with 2 chicks and one guy)
the guy defecates on a pillow, ejaculates on it and throws it at one of the chicks.
"Sarah, Stephanie and I had an amazing Texan Taco Last night.
Texan Taco by MastaBalls July 18, 2009
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