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texas oil 

Nigga it's that lean
I drank that Texas oil now I'm in another dimension

Texas oil pump 

When a guy is banging a girl doggy style the girl lifts her ass up and the guy turns 180° while still inserted and then uses his arms to push against the bed and practically see-saw on her ass
Oh man i gave her the texas oil pump last night
Texas oil pump by AustralianMutt September 11, 2018

Texas Oil Rig 

When the female is upside down resting her shoulders on the floor with her pelvis facing up while her partner drills her in a downward motion.
I gave Candy the old Texas Oil Rig.
Texas Oil Rig by Jedi 007 October 10, 2005

Texas Oil Rig 

Similar in practice to the Eiffel Tower sexual position wherein a woman is on her hands and knees, satisfying two men (or women)simultaneously via intercourse in the front and the back. The Texas Oil Rig separates itself from the Eiffel Tower position by having the two members able to stand upright pour maple syrup onto the third member who remains on all fours.
The Texas Oil Rig is an Americanized Eiffel Tower.
Texas Oil Rig by Benjamin Michaels January 7, 2009

Texas Oil Drill  

a sex move where the female is positioned on her upper back with her butt facing upwards (her feet behind her head). the man is on top penetraing her anally (thus his thrusts are vertically oriented, like an oil drill) he then pulls out very quickly causing the female to shi uncontrollably, as if the drill struck oil.
hey steve i heard you tried out the texas oil drill last night

yeah man, it was wild, cleanup was a bitch though

haha i bet, southern girls are crazy
Texas Oil Drill by nixster36 January 7, 2009

texas oil driller 

when you stick your dick down the vagina and pull it in and out while spinning around in circles until moldy black liquid spills out
Oh man, did you here about Sophie Conlon getting that Texas Oil Driller by Atticus Jones?

Oh budy, she has a stain on her shirt from that.
texas oil driller by WARLOCK971 February 20, 2011
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