Texas Howdy

The act of soaking a harmonica in a jar of mayonnaise and then inserting it into the anus. While having anal sex the wind from being thrusted into will create a unique musical memory. Proving that mayonnaise is indeed an instrument.
Todd:"Hey man I just gave my first Texas Howdy to Marie the other night."

Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"
by ahhwhatisthat October 10, 2023
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Jamaal barely survived the Texas howdy he suffered in El Paso last month.
by BIGG R August 13, 2021
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