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Texas Howdy
The act of soaking a harmonica in a jar of mayonnaise and then inserting it into the anus. While having anal sex the wind from being thrusted into will create a unique musical memory. Proving that mayonnaise is indeed an instrument.
Todd:"Hey man I just gave my first Texas Howdy to Marie the other night."
Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"
Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"
Texas Howdy by ahhwhatisthat October 9, 2023