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Texas Five 

A celebratory gesture performed by two persons briefly, yet forcefully colliding their hands in mid-air when they come to the realization that Texas, and all things related to it, is awesome in a way that the lesser peoples of the world can never understand.
Note: The word must also be said when the action is being performed.
J: Wow, the King Ranch here in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island.
S: Aaaaaaaaaaand.... *Texas Five*

M: This Dr Pepper is awesome! It was also created in Texas!
F: Oh yeah! *Texas Five*
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Texas five star 

When a consenting woman is giving a hand job with her left hand, another with her right, has another penis in her mouth and one each in her ass and vagina.
The varsity basketball team's starting five treated one of their cheerleaders to a rousing Texas five star.
Texas five star by Glenn S. June 21, 2006

Texas five minutes 

A period of waiting for something to occur that is significantly longer than that which was promised.
"The meeting was supposed to start at 3:00, but I keep getting the Texas five minutes from the receptionist".
Texas five minutes by larrydart January 30, 2009

Texas five star 

when you slap someone's back and leave a 5 fingered hand print.
Andrew: in the locker room today i texas five starred that one guy
Texas five star by Andrew and Laura October 17, 2008

Texas five sack 

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.
I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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