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A celebratory gesture performed by two persons briefly, yet forcefully colliding their hands in mid-air when they come to the realization that Texas, and all things related to it, is awesome in a way that the lesser peoples of the world can never understand.
Note: The word must also be said when the action is being performed.
J: Wow, the King Ranch here in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island.
S: Aaaaaaaaaaand.... *Texas Five*

M: This Dr Pepper is awesome! It was also created in Texas!
F: Oh yeah! *Texas Five*
by BuddingWordsmith May 10, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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