tetona
tetona by El Matador December 21, 2006
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Teona
Teona is a type of person who is beautiful in every way. She strives so much to be perfect she is bond to make the right decisions to not let no one down. She is a true leader who picks the right way instead of following. She has the best since of fashion. She doesnt settle for the same boring thing everyday she has to switch it up. And she doesn't realize she makes people fall in love with her by just being her.
Teona by Brownfatguys March 14, 2017
Teona
A really cute and fun person who loves everyone and thing. She is so that if she doesn't like you then there is a something wrong with you. She will give some people second chances but if you mess up then thats your problem.
Teona by Pittsschild June 5, 2018
belle dame sans tetons
A perfectly gorgeous, yet underendowed woman. (Derived probably from Keats\'s poem, Belle Dame Sans Merci.)
Penelope was a classic belle dame sans tetons: a face like an angel turned model, but with an amazingly unremarkable figure.
belle dame sans tetons by Sinner Bob April 26, 2005
Grand Teton
A national park created in 1950 largly due to the generosity of the rockefeler family. Gigantic breath taking mountains with georgeous lakes at their base. The name comes from the french fur trappers who, after being in the wilderness for several years saw the mountains and thought they looked like breasts. Grand=big Teton=breast
Grand Teton by wyoming February 14, 2005